06 3 / 2014
my grandmother just hissed, “my nemisis is here”
she’s playing online scrabble
04 3 / 2014
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
28 2 / 2014
"I lay on the bed and lost myself in stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyways."