21 7 / 2014

wolverinedoctorwho:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

Who doesn’t

wolverinedoctorwho:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

Who doesn’t

(Source: secretsbest, via shirepower2012)

21 7 / 2014

(Source: liverde, via ideasaregreen)

21 7 / 2014

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

(Source: hippopotalust, via shirepower2012)

21 7 / 2014


Oh, if the sky comes falling down for youThere’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do.

Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you
There’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do.

(Source: sirmalory, via eleven-our-raggedy-doctor)

21 7 / 2014

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

(via dovley)

21 7 / 2014

(Source: grangerjean, via pigeonsimba)

21 7 / 2014

pessimistic-pizza:

princess—pessimist:

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

 cutie patootie

pessimistic-pizza:

princess—pessimist:

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

 cutie patootie

(Source: pleatedjeans, via dovley)

20 7 / 2014

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

 (via bratty-kouhai)

(via ideasaregreen)

19 7 / 2014

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

(via shirepower2012)

18 7 / 2014

unamusedsloth:

Le Gogh

12 7 / 2014

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

tiny-fierce:

dragons don’t ever really leave their princesses
(and their princesses never really want them to go)

eeeeeeeeeeee

I NEED A BOOK

(Source: floydllawton, via shirepower2012)

02 7 / 2014

comradewodka:

galapogostiks:

GUYS

HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

I HAVE MANAGED TO PINPOINT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNING POINTS IN COMEDY HISTORY

and thus

a beautiful friendship was born

(via mamakatefort)

24 6 / 2014

19 6 / 2014

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via shirepower2012)

15 6 / 2014

(Source: saneintolerant, via liamdryden)